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Hi
Affiliates !
And the beat goes on
with our very first update since the successful MPA3 transition.
So I guess it's an
official BIG welcome to our affiliates, new and old, who join us on the
cusp of this exciting new era for you and CuriousCash !
We have much to report
- a full MPA3 update is provided by WebmasterDan below and in the New &
In The Pipeline section immediately underneath this there is a WHOLE
bunch of stuff for you to absorb.
Whew. Florida
Internext was also a hoot and ToyBoy is backing up for the JBM show in
Vegas in October, AOE in Amsterdam and Webmaster Access in Santa Monica
in November and then Vegas again January !
Florida pics and stuff
to come soon.
Our AVN ad in the
August edition was a hit of the show and we give you a re-run down below
for those who may have missed it on page 108 !
We are going to try to
keep to a bi-weekly schedule of updates for you, and in the next edition
we will explain and describe our new payment systems under MPA3 which we
are currently finalizing - it's all good, we just want to be as
efficient and effective as is possible !
Look forward to talking
to you all again soon !
The CuriousCash Crew
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Upcoming Events !
CuriousCash.com,
in conjunction with CJ (http://www.purve.com)
are proud to be organizing a number of upcoming events
for webmasters both in Australia and abroad !
AUSSIE
WEBMASTER GATHERING
After the success of the
Sydney Gathering last year, we are organizing a boat
cruise and then a recovery BBQ the next day at CJ &
ToyBoy's place for November 5 & 6. Full details
by first week of September.
SYDNEY GAY MARDI GRAS 2006
Also with details to be
released in first week of September will be a small
and intimate gathering inviting webmasters worldwide
to join us for the 2006 Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi
Gras and afterwards on the Gold Coast - pencil in Saturday
4 March 2006 for the parade !
INTERNET DOWNUNDER 2007
In pre-planning is the first
truly global webmaster event to be held Downunder.
Not just adult focused, but covering all aspects of the
internet and intertwined with much fun and frivolity and
the opportunity for foreign webmasters to holiday also
and see much of what the great Land Downunder has to
offer !
Email
ToyBoy@CuriousCash.com if you want to be on the
advance notice list of wish to be involved in some way,
shape or form in any of the events above. |
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#1 -
Australian Males
And the ballpark
changes - our mega site goes crazy recently to hit the
top !!
Converting
1 in 177
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Again here our usual series, where WebmasterDan, answers all of
your questions .......
Special MPA3 Transition
Update
If you missed the complete speacial MPA3 transition update sent by
WebmasterDan it can be found here:
Special Webmaster Update - 9th August 2005
I can’t login to the new MPA3 system. Why
?
With the new system you need to change your username so that your CCBill
id is at the front of your username e.g. 11111_username. If you do not
know your CCBill id you can retrieve by entering you old details into
the form located at http://www.curiouscash.com/accountid.php . IF this
does not work then please shoot an email to webmaster@curiouscash.com
and it will be fixed.
I can’t see my old stats in the new system. Why?
We have completely changed the way the system works which is why you
can’t view the stats. In MPA3 we have full traffic and sales tracking in
the one place so you no longer need to go between our system and CCBill
to obtain your data. As our old system was cumbersome to put it nicely
it was impossible for us to integrate this old data into our new system.
All of your sales will however continue to be tracked through CCBill if
you are using the old id.
Do I need to change all my linking codes?
If you want to get the most out of the new CuriousCash system yes.
However as we know a lot of people have their old codes embedded all
over the place so we have programmed all sites to change join pages
depending on what id you are running -
all old codes will continue to work. We will code all sites
to determine whether you are running new or old codes and present join
options accordingly. This does mean however that although sales will
still be tracked under the old code, you will have no traffic tracking.
Traffic tracking will only be available under the new link codes. You
will be able to still login to CCBill to view stats for the
old code.
More
hard questions for WebmasterDan? Email them today
- Webmaster@CuriousCash.com |
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Satanic Starbucks
A man
died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave
him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three
rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.
The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn't even breathe.
He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So
they moved on.
The next room they came
to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so
painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't
want that room, and they moved on.
The last room they came
to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and
relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two
feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this
room would be all right.
The devil gestured for
him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, was handed a steaming
cup of coffe, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice.
After a few minutes, a
voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Back on
your heads!"
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An Athiest And A Bear
An atheist was taking a walk
through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What
majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said
to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in
the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw
a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could.
He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran
even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the
bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even
faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick
himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him and
raising his right paw to strike him.
At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The
bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man,
a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these
years; teach others I don''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic
accident. Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could
you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light
went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws
together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am
about to receive, I am truly thankful."
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