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Hi All,
Well,
ToyBoy's brush with death (Chickenpox actually, he is a
RENOWNED exaggerator) meant you did not get an update last
week, so apologies all round for not providing you with
your fix.
With
only 9 days until
Christmas and only 19 days until we here all jet off to
Internext, there is PLENTY going on !!
We have
a couple of new sites hitting the decks in the next week
or so, and our much vaunted webmaster board is well and
truly close to launch.
There
have been further infrastructure upgrades (full details
below) and more banners added for your promotional
efforts.
We have
a poker site for you to promote and also the chance to
have you own poker room coming very soon, and we are also
far advanced on our Pharmacy program for you to further
diversify your opportunities to bank from your association
with CuriousCash.
There
certainly is never a dull moment around our offices, and
there are simply not enough hours in the day or days in
the week to get things out to you as fast as we would like
! But we WILL get there ;-)
New
models Zac and Eligh have been out up over the last week,
so get down below and check out the hot boys that
CuriousTim is famous for recruiting an shooting !!!
Don't
forget your Christmas shopping !!!
The CuriousCash Team
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ImproveMyPenis.com is
waiting for billing approval and should be added next week.
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BentBoard.com should be soft launched
before Internext and up and running fully right after.
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PurveModelsAustralia.com will
hopefully be online and added to the
program before Xmas.
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MORE New Banners for sites are being still being
delivered and will be put up as we get them.
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Custom Exits are currently being coded for you.
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MadScratch.com our
Rx/Pharmacy program, will be launched End
of January at the latest.
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New gay oriented poker site is being finalized and
we anticipate this to be online prior Christmas.
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New Poker room program is under development and
we anticipate this to be done by Internext.
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Rotating Daily Galleries for each individual site
(including text files) will
be done once all new galleries have been delivered in the
New Year.
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Rotating Pic Of The Day for all sites and then each
individual site will also be delivered in the New Year
after all new hosted galleries are finished.
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Exclusive content shooting on hold until 2005. |
ZAC
Our newest cute boy model !
Hot ! Click the pics to learn about him.
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ELIGH
Another new boy! Wow ! Check
him out also by clicking either picture.
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#1
- Asian Boyss
Still up top with the revamp and new content proving a
winner !!! Converting
1 in 256 |
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CURIOUSCASH
UPGRADE
UPDATE
Just so that you are all aware, we
have recently upgraded the main
Curious Cash server.
This
upgrade is being monitored to see if the changes
have improved the overall performance of the server.
A further
upgrade may be performed if we are not happy with the
performance.
This upgrade does
NOT effect
your affiliate tracking as that is run from a separate
server.
We are also reviewing and upgrading
our complete hosting setup, mirroring front ends and
members areas, improving databases and tweaking
performance generally.
Basically
this is all aboutquicker to access the
sites
and your stats, and better
performance across the board.
If you have any questions at all, please direct them
to Webmaster@CuriousCash.com |
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Genie in a Bottle
A couple
were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course,
lined with million-dollar houses.
On the
third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when
you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll
cost us a fortune to fix!"
The wife
teed up and shanked it right through the window of the
biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said,
"I told you to watch out for the houses! All right, let's
go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to
cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say
"Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over
the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the
foyer.
A man on
the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah.
Sorry about that." the husband replied.
"No,
actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped
for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me!
I'm allowed to grant three wishes, and I'll give you each
one wish and keep the last one for myself."
"Wow,
great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year
for the rest of my life!"
"No
problem. It's the least I could do. And you, what do you
want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
"I want a
house in every country of the world!" she said.
"Consider
it done!" the genie replied.
"And what's
your wish genie?" the husband asked.
"Well,
since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex
with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with
your wife."
The husband
looked at the wife and said "Well, we did get a lot of
money and all those houses honey. I guess I'm OK with
care."
The genie
took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
Afterwards, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and
said, "How old is your husband anyway?"
"35," she
replied.
"And he
still believes in genies? That's amazing!" |
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Signs Your Band Will NEVER Hit the Big Time
16. Four words: Rage
Against The Bagpipe
15. Bob Marley's cause:
freedom and equality
U2's cause: third world debt relief
Your band's cause: irritable bowel syndrome
14. All your members are
allergic to Spandex *and* Aqua
Net.
13. The term "heavy metal"
refers to the collective weight
of the band's orthodontics.
12. Critics hail you as
the foremost talent in your
musical niche. Your
musical niche? Gangsta-Country.
11. "I'm sorry, but Sousa
tunes set to a hip-hop beat just
isn't what the kids are buying
these days, Mr.Boone."
10. A Spice Girls cover
band just doesn't work if you're
35 years old. And male. And
there's only one of you.
9. Your percussionist
always has to wait until the
dishwasher cycles to retrieve
his spoons.
8. You're too busy making
sequels to "The Matrix," and
besides, your bass playing sucks
more than your acting.
7. Band motto: "Practice
is for wusses."
6. Genre: Boy Band. Tour
Sponsor: NAMBLA
5. Your goals, in order of
priority:
1) Score some drugs
2) Score some groupies
3) Score some instruments
4.Your band's video is getting a
lot of airplay on MTV - as a
promo for "Jackass."
3. Your female lead singer
has talent - just not D-cup
talent.
2. You keep letting David
Lee Roth back in.
AND the
Number 1 Sign Your Band
Will Never Hit the Big Time...
1. Now that you see the
jumbo letters on the marquee,
you realize that naming the band
"Closed For Private Party"
was a big mistake. |
